Bus Hard

It is a known fact that a bus is never on time. It is either quite clearly late or it simply never existed.

Which is a damn shame becuase you are a secret agent hunting down a dangerous international terrorist. Oh, and your car is wrecked. So you have to take the bus.

Spice up your boring bus commute by playing Bus Hard. Using real world events, like how late the bus is or if someone bumps you, you'll create a narrative that might make your day suck a little less.

Pamphlet, so you can print it out and take it with you.

Using a dice roller for the dice bits (Google it). Or bring dice onto the bus. It's weird, but I guarantee not the weirdest thing happening on that bus today. 

Find an error? Something doesn't make sense? Fundamentally hate the concept? Let me know!

If it had to be said, this is all human-made. As if an AI would be caught dead making something so stupid.